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英语笑话听力+文本：我们分享一切
【生词预览】 elderly近老年的，split分开，assure向??保证，implore恳求，snap 咂咂嘴 【笑话原文】 We Share Everything An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pit
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英语笑话听力+文本：对历史不很了解
【生词预览】 detect查明、测出，mental智力的，deficiency缺陷、不足，confess承认 【笑话原文】 Dont Know Much about History Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked, how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who ap
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英语笑话听力+文本：不用找了
【生词预览】 secondhand二手的，bazaar义卖市场，prospective预期的，paperback平装本，triumphant得以洋洋的 【笑话原文】 Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospe
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英语笑话听力+文本：你抓住的是帕斯卡
【生词预览】 bunch群／伙，great伟大的，hide-and-seek捉迷藏，Pascal帕斯卡 【笑话原文】 Youve Got Pascal A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it's Einstein's turn to be the seeker, he c
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英语笑话听力+文本：有想象力的人
【生词预览】 hire雇用， personnel主管人事的，discover发现，imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is
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英语笑话听力+文本：在湖里
【生词预览】 carburetor化油器，offensively冒犯地，definitely确实 【笑话原文】 In the Lake My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car wont start, but I know what the problem is. I asked her what it was, and she told me
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英语笑话听力+文本：我量了一下
【生词预览】 carpenter木匠，evidence证据，witness目击，idiot白痴，measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac
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英语笑话听力+文本：现在的电影是有声的了
【生词预览】 rural农村的，concession stand小吃摊，purchase购买，grin咧嘴笑 【笑话原文】 We Have Sound Now For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying
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英语笑话听力+文本：老胆小鬼
【生词预览】 violent猛烈的，thunderstorm雷暴，tuck给?盖被子，tremor颤抖，sissy胆小鬼 【笑话原文】 A Big Sissy One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about
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英语笑话听力+文本：我给花瓶上了色
【生词预览】 matron主妇，antique古董，shade色度／色调，eccentric古怪的 【笑话原文】 I Painted the Vase A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as
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英语笑话听力+文本：马有什么毛病吗？
【生词预览】 ad广告，saddle马鞍，birdle缰绳，inadvertently粗心大意地，comma逗号，Erroneously错误地 【笑话原文】 What's wrong with your horse? After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper
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英语笑话听力+文本：我们不卖给金发女人
【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店，blonde 金发碧眼女人，dye 染色， disguise 化妆／假扮，frustrated 沮丧的，exclaim （由于痛苦、愤怒）呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to
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英语笑话听力+文本：我能杀了小乌龟吗？
【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟，sorrowfully悲伤地，tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸，burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it？ Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i
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英语笑话听力+文本：我可不能让他跑了
【生词预览】 male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins
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英语笑话听力+文本：A record stands forever 永远不能破的纪录
Listen and Share 知行哈哈糖 A record stands forever 永远不能破的纪录 词汇扫描 reunion 重聚 coach 教练 modest 谦虚的 disclaimer弃权，否认 英文原文 Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walki
