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英语笑话听力+文本：A dumb boy笨小孩
A dumb boy 笨小孩 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then call
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英语笑话听力+文本：Honesty诚实
[00:46.99]investment counselor 投资顾问 [00:51.43]go out on one's own 自谋生路，自立门户 [00:57.37]shrewd 精明的，明智的 [01:02.14]diligent 勤勉的，努力工作的 [01:06.90]in-house counsel 法律顾问 [01:11.12]integrity 诚实
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英语笑话听力+文本：Height, Not Length是高度,不是长度
[00:39.12]height 高度 [00:43.33]length 长度 [00:47.42]mathematician 数学家 [00:52.35]be required to do something 被要求做某事 [00:58.34]measuring tape 卷尺 [01:04.45]A team of mathematicians were required [01:06.76]to measure the heigh
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英语笑话听力+文本：Blonde Detectives美女侦探
Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05
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英语笑话听力+文本：Word of inspiration
Word of inspiration 圣灵的感悟 Jake had been an observant catholic and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their priest, to be with them. As the priest stood next to the bed, Jake's condition appeared to deteriorate rapidly and he
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英语笑话听力+文本：Computer problem电脑问题
Computer problem 电脑问题 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, w
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英语笑话听力+文本：How did I do?我干得怎么样
How did I do? 我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a s
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英语笑话听力+文本：Psychiatrist精神病医生
Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three ti
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英语笑话听力+文本：Want a day off想请一天假
Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're sho
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英语笑话听力+文本：What is the bad news?坏消息呢
A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news amp; some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. That's the good news? wails Jones, What is the bad news? The Doctor gives a she
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英语笑话听力+文本：It worked有效
It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and tol
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英语笑话听力+文本：Waiting Room候诊室
Waiting Room 候诊室 There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, Congratulations you're the father of twins! He says, Great! I am the manager
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英语笑话听力+文本：Business just started开张大吉
Business just started 开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the busine
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英语笑话听力+文本：Turkey and football火鸡与足球
Turkey and football 火鸡与足球 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Ev
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英语笑话听力+文本：A Hasty Interruption轻率的插话
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her
