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英语笑话听力+文本:麻烦把车倒回去
【生词预览】 reverse 倒退, charge 收费 【笑话原文】 PleaseReversetheCharges Therewasaladywhotookataxihome,andwhenthetaxidriverapproachedherhouseshetoldhimtostop,saying,Okay,here,hereisgood. Thensheaskedthedriver,Howmuchisit?Andthedr
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英语笑话听力+文本:学以致用
【生词预览】 repetition 重复, harpon 喋喋不休, cram 塞入, raise 涨工资 【笑话原文】 RepetitionHasManyApplications Inasalescompany,thebosssaidtooneofhisemployees, Themainthingtorememberisrepetition,repetition,repetition!Th
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英语笑话听力+文本:努力很多年了
【生词预览】 burglar 盗贼, court 法庭 【笑话原文】 I veBeenTryingThatforYears Amanwenttothepoliceofficewishingtospeakwiththeburglarwhohadbrokenintohishousethenightbefore. Youwillgetyourchanceincourt.saidtheDeskSergeant. No,no,no.sai
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英语笑话听力+文本:为什么是三趟
【生词预览】 breakfast 早餐, swim 游泳, wonder 想知道 【笑话原文】 WhyThreeTimes? Theteachertoldtheclassthestoryofamanwhoswamariverthreetimesbeforebreakfast. Johnnylaughed. Doyoudoubtthatagoodswimmercoulddothat?askedtheteacher.
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英语笑话听力+文本:我把车牌的牌照号码记下来了
【生词预览】 driveoff 驾车离去, plate 车辆号码牌 【笑话原文】 IGottheLicensePlateNumber MarywasathomewatchingTVwithherfriendswhensheheardanoise.Sheranoutjustintimetoseeathiefdriveoffinhercar. Didyouseehisface? Herfriendsaskedwh
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英语笑话听力+文本:她的妈妈也死了
【生词预览】 goover 走过去, getoff 挂掉电话 【笑话原文】 HerMotherDiedtoo Oneday,awoman sneighborgoesovertoherhouse,seeshercrying,andasksherwhathappened.Thewomansaidthathermotherhadpassedaway.Theneighbormadehersomecoffeeandcalmed
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英语笑话听力+文本:早餐不供应洋葱圈
【生词预览】 flash 使闪现, register 记录器, available 可获得的 【笑话原文】 AFrustratedMan AmanwalkedintoaBurgerKingat12:50AM,flashedagunanddemandedcash.Theclerkturnedhimdownbecausehesaidhecouldn topenthecashregisterwithouta
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英语笑话听力+文本:不许动
【生词预览】 Michigan 密歇根洲, revolver 左轮手枪, bandit 土匪,强盗 【笑话原文】 NobodyMove! ApairofMichiganrobbersenteredarecordshopnervouslywavingrevolvers.Thefirstoneshouted, Nobodymove! Whenhispartnermoved,thestartle
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英语笑话听力+文本:离馆时间上午11点
【生词预览】 rough 不平静的, rigid 严格的, 【笑话原文】 Checkoutat11a.m. Afterafewroughyears,Idecidedtoletmysontrytherigidstructureofthemilitary.Oncehe dcompletedbasictraining,hetookatwo-dayassignment.Midmorningonthesecondday,I
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英语笑话听力+文本:你还没有找到?
【生词预览】 direction 指示, exclaim 惊呼 【笑话原文】 YouHaven tFoundItyet? Amangotlostonthewaytothetheaterinasmalltown.Hestoppedatafarmhouse,whereawomangavehimexcellentdirections.Aweeklaterhewentbacktoseeanotherplay,gotlostagainan
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英语笑话听力+文本:给儿子的信
【生词预览】 last 上一个, findout 发现 【笑话原文】 ALettertoHerSon DearSon, I mwritingthisslowbecauseIknowyoucan treadfast.Wedon tlivewherewedidwhenyouleft.Yourdadreadinthepaperthatmostaccidentshappenwithintwentymilesofhome,sowemo
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英语笑话听力+文本:买帽子
【生词预览】 fussy 挑剔的, pickon 挑选, dismay 灰心 【笑话原文】 BuyingAHat Aladywenttoahatshoptobuyahat.Asshewasveryfussy,ittookheralongtimetopickonone.Alreadyattheendofhispatiencethesalesmanwasafraidthatshemightchangeherminda
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英语笑话听力+文本:这就是我
【生词预览】 allright (加强语气)确实, cash 把支票兑换成现金, teller 银行出纳员 【笑话原文】 It sMeAllRight Aprettyyoungladywenttocashacheckatabank.Thetellerexaminedit,thenasked,Canyouidentifyyourself? Lookingpuz
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英语笑话听力+文本:政治家的大脑
【生词预览】 transplant 移植, perform 进行 【笑话原文】 ABrainTransplant TheBrainSurgeonwasabouttoperformabraintransplant. Youhaveyourchoiceoftwobrains, hetoldthepatient, For$1000youcanhavethebrainofapsychologist,orfor$10,000youcanh
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英语笑话听力+文本:没有那么聪明
【生词预览】 plow 耕地, gallop 飞奔, veterianarian 兽医 【笑话原文】 ASmartHorse Therewasafarmerwhofellandbrokehishipwhilehewasplowing,andhishorseimmediatelygallopedfivemilestothenearesttownandreturned,carryingadoctoronhisback.