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英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment
A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.
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英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion
English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.
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英语笑话：English Joke - Telephone
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl.
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英语笑话：English Joke - The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old
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英语笑话：Ghost Riddles
Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert? A: I scream. (Ice cream) Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters? A: At the ghost office. (Post office) Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. (Post cards) Q: What amusement park ride do
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英语笑话：English Joke - The Biggest Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher
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英语笑话：English Joke - Tenses
The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because
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英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 More English Riddles
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: What is white when it's dirty a
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英文笑话：biology class 生物课
biology class This happened in a university biology class. The professor was explaining that sperm has a high concentration of dextrose. One freshman girl who looked puzzled asked, Then why doesn't it taste sweet? Notes: 1. This happened in a univers
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英语笑话：eating grass 吃草
eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After
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英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑
God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所
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英语笑话：rubber 安全套
rubber Guess what the penis said to the rubber. The answer is Cover me. I'm going in. Notes: 1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber. 猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。 penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈
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英语笑话：the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈
the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do
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英语笑话：a female pharmacist 一个女药剂师
a female pharmacist A man asked a female pharmacist，Do you have Viagra? Yes， she answered. Does it work? he asked. Yes, she answered. Can I get it over the counter? he asked. You can if you take two at a time， she answered. Notes: 1. A man aske
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英语笑话：the nearest land 最近的陆地
the nearest land There was an Olympic swimming champion on the Titanic. He was very confident he could survive. He asked the captain, How far away is the nearest land? The captain replied,About one mile. The man got excited and asked, In which direct
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