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英语笑话(MP3+文本)

  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Puzzle 困惑 Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F , ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Free of Charge 免费 FreeofCharge Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary,Heyelled,IsthiswhatIpayyoufor? Theassistantanswered,No,sir,thisIdofreeofcharge. Notes: 1.Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary 某天,有
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Responsible 责任感 Responsible Aninterviewertoldanapplicant , Weneedaresponsibleperson. Theapplicantreplied , Thatdescribesmeexactly. Headded , MypreviousbosssaidIwasresponsibleforeverythingthatwentwrong. Notes: 1.Aninterviewertoldanapplicant , Weneedaresponsib
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Paper Shredder 碎纸机 PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid , Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Industrial Spy 产业间谍 IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread , You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:A Raise 加薪 ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Fifty Dollar Bill 五十美元 FiftyDollarBill TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollarbilltogether. Canyouguesswhogetstokeepit? Ofcourse,it'sthedrunkbecausetheotherthreedon'texist. Notes: 1.TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollar
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:CEO 总裁 Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No , hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Ninety Years Old 90岁 Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed , Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. 一位医生在给他的病人做完检查后说:你应该
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Sickness 疾病 Anintervieweraskedanapplicant , Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied , Sure.Mybossgotsickandtiredofme. Notes: 1.Anintervieweraskedanapplicant , Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlast
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Four-letter Word 四个字母的单词 Apatientsaid , Doc , duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour-letterwordthatscaredmeverymuch. Thesurgeonreplied , Whatwordwasthat? Iheardyousay , 'Oops!'thepatientanswered. Notes: 1.Apatientsaid , Doc , duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour letter
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Waiter 服务生 Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter.What'sthemeaningofthiscockroachinmysoup? Hereplied,Sir , I'mawaiter,notafortune-teller. Notes: 1.Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter. 在餐厅里,一位生气的顾客对一位服务生这样
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:AM radio 调幅收音机 Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy , hereplied,ThisisanAMradio. Notes: 1.Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. 我认识一个人,他只在早上收听广播。 2.Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy , hereplied,Thisisan
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Idiot Boss 笨蛋老板 Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. 现今许多员工喜欢抱怨他们的笨蛋老板
  • 英语笑话听力+文本:Two Idiots 两个白痴 Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. Theyseetwoothermenfishingonanearbylake. Onegolfersaystotheother,Checkoutthosetwoidiotsfishingintherain! Notes: 1.Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. 两个男人外出打高尔夫球。 out 是副词,但也可以置于 be 动词后作
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