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英语笑话听力+文本：Puzzle 困惑
Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F ， ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus
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英语笑话听力+文本：Free of Charge 免费
FreeofCharge Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary,Heyelled,IsthiswhatIpayyoufor? Theassistantanswered,No,sir,thisIdofreeofcharge. Notes: 1.Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary 某天，有
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英语笑话听力+文本:Responsible 责任感
Responsible Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsibleperson. Theapplicantreplied ， Thatdescribesmeexactly. Headded ， MypreviousbosssaidIwasresponsibleforeverythingthatwentwrong. Notes: 1.Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsib
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英语笑话听力+文本：Paper Shredder 碎纸机
PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid ， Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa
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英语笑话听力+文本：Industrial Spy 产业间谍
IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar
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英语笑话听力+文本：A Raise 加薪
ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd
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英语笑话听力+文本：Fifty Dollar Bill 五十美元
FiftyDollarBill TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollarbilltogether. Canyouguesswhogetstokeepit? Ofcourse,it'sthedrunkbecausetheotherthreedon'texist. Notes: 1.TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollar
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英语笑话听力+文本：CEO 总裁
Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友
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英语笑话听力+文本：Ninety Years Old 90岁
Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed ， Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. 一位医生在给他的病人做完检查后说：你应该
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英语笑话听力+文本：Sickness 疾病
Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied ， Sure.Mybossgotsickandtiredofme. Notes: 1.Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlast
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英语笑话听力+文本：Four-letter Word 四个字母的单词
Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour-letterwordthatscaredmeverymuch. Thesurgeonreplied ， Whatwordwasthat? Iheardyousay ， 'Oops!'thepatientanswered. Notes: 1.Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour letter
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英语笑话听力+文本：Waiter 服务生
Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter.What'sthemeaningofthiscockroachinmysoup? Hereplied,Sir ， I'mawaiter,notafortune-teller. Notes: 1.Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter. 在餐厅里，一位生气的顾客对一位服务生这样
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英语笑话听力+文本：AM radio 调幅收音机
Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,ThisisanAMradio. Notes: 1.Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. 我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。 2.Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,Thisisan
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英语笑话听力+文本：Idiot Boss 笨蛋老板
Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. 现今许多员工喜欢抱怨他们的笨蛋老板
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英语笑话听力+文本：Two Idiots 两个白痴
Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. Theyseetwoothermenfishingonanearbylake. Onegolfersaystotheother,Checkoutthosetwoidiotsfishingintherain! Notes: 1.Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. 两个男人外出打高尔夫球。 out 是副词，但也可以置于 be 动词后作
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