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英语笑话：A drunk man 醉酒的男人
A drunk man A man went to a bar, got really drunk and then walked home. The man fell down after every two steps he took. He continued walking and falling all the way to his house. The next morning his wife said, I know you were drinking last night. H
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英语笑话：the thirteenth floor 13楼
the thirteenth floor There were two very stupid robbers. They were robbing an office building. They heard police sirens and got nervous. The first one said, Let's jump down to the street. The second one said,But we're on the thirteenth floor! The fir
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英语笑话：A snail 一只蜗牛
A snail A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. It happened so fast I cant remember, the snail replied. Notes: 1. A snail crossing the road was run over by a tur
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英语笑话：Three gorillas 三只猩猩
Three gorillas Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. The first one was sick, the second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure. Notes: 1. Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. 有三只猩猩一个一个地从树上掉
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英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡
drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right
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英语笑话：Only in the States 只有在美国
Only in the States Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in the U.S.A. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Notes:
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英语笑话：scorecard 记分卡
scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: 1. I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. 我以前经常和一个老是作弊的家
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英语笑话：intelligent dolphin 聪明的海豚
intelligent dolphin Some animals are smarter than humans. Take the intelligent dolphin as an example. After just a few weeks in captivity, it can train humans to throw it fish. Notes: 1. Some animals are smarter than humans. 有一些动物比人类还
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英语笑话：mailed photo 邮寄照片
mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police responded with another mailed photo: handcuffs. Notes: 1. A motorist received a picture of his car spe
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英语笑话：fifty bucks 五十元
fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? 汤姆问山姆：你可以借我50元钱吗？ lend指
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英语笑话：Two hunters 两个猎人
Two hunters Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said，That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear. The other replied, All I have to do is outrun you! Notes: 1. Two hunters met
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英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客
tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美
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英语笑话：bill 议案
bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白
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听笑话学英语:Election Day 选举日
Election Day A five-year-old asked his dad this question, What is the holiday that comes after Halloween when you have turkey? The father quickly answered, Election Day. Notes: 1. A five-year-old asked his dad this question, 有一个5岁的孩于这样
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英语笑话：the meaning of politics 政客的含义
the meaning of politics Guess what the true meaning of politics is. Poli is a Latin term meaning many and tics are bloodsucking creatures. Notes: 1. Guess what the true meaning of politics is. 猜猜看政治的真正含义是什么？ 2. Poli is a L
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