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英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探
The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一
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英语笑话：Wee Hours 凌晨
Wee Hours A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? The doctor replied, Try coming home at four in the morning! Notes: 1. A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. 一个男人问他的医生
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英语笑话：Headache 头痛
Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思
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英语笑话听力$#$文本：Unromantic 不解风情
Excrcise Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcise. SheaskedMrs.Joneswhatsheshoulddo. Mrs.Jonesreplied,Tapetheremotecontrolbetweenhistoes. Notes: 1.Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcisc. 史密斯太太没办法说服她的丈夫锻炼身体。 get
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英语笑话听力+文本：Pack Up 打包
PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied ， HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forever! Notes: 1.Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelotter
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英语笑话听力+文本：Shake Hands 握手
ShakeHands Awifesaidthistoherhusband.Honey,doyouknowhowcloseIcametomarryingSambeforeImarriedyou? Hereplied ， NowIknowwhyhesmilesandshakesmyhandsowarmlywheneverwemeet. Notes: 1.Awifesaidthistoherhusband. 有一个妻子对他丈夫说。 2.Honey,doy
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英语笑话听力+文本：Husband 丈夫
Husband Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue?Myteachersaidinsomeaboriginalareasawomandoesn'tknowherhusbanduntiltheymarry. Themothersighed ， Ithappensineverysociety? Notes: 1.Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue? 一个孩子问她的妈妈：那是真的吗？ 2.Myteacher
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英语笑话听力+文本：Break Up 分手
BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. 一个女孩刚和她的男朋支分手。 up 在这里当副词，用以强调事情的结束
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英语笑话听力+文本：Smart 聪明
Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另
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英语笑话听力+文本：Go to Dance 跳舞
GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1.Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? 在一场派对上，有一个英俊
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英语笑话听力+文本：Bachelor 单身汉
Bachelor Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingservice. Heaskedthecomputertofindhimasmall,cutecompanionwholoveswatersportsandenjoysgroupactivities. Thecomputeradvised:Marryapenguin. Notes: 1.Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingscrvice. 有一个单身汉参加了一
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英语笑话听力+文本：Kissing Fool 接吻高手
KissingFool Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. Ashekissedhisgalhesaid ， Iamakissingfool. Shereplied,AndI'mkissingafool. Notes: 1.Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. 有一个男孩喜欢吹嘘自己有多浪漫。 brag 指吹噓，自夸，在用
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英语笑话听力+文本：High-tech Cameras 高科技相机
High-techCameras Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? TheJapanesehaveanewsuper-fastcamera. It'ssoquickitcanphotographawomanwithhermouthclosed. Notes: 1.Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? 你听说有关高科技相机的最新消息
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英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous Juice 有毒果汁
PoisonousJuice Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. Onedayshesaidtohim,Ifyouweremyhusband ， I'dputpoisoninyourjuice? Hereplied,IfIwereyourhusband,I'ddrinkthatjuice. Notes: 1.Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. 有个女人和她的
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英语笑话听力+文本：Three Engineers 三个工程师
ThreeEngineers Therewerethreeengineersridingalonginacar. Theywereanelectricalengineer,amechanicalengineerandacomputerengineer. Suddenly ， thecarbrokedown. Theelectricalengineersaid,Maybeit'sadeadbattery. Themechanicalengineersaid ， Maybethefanbel
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