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英语笑话听力+文本：Last Requests 最后的请求
Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wasabouttobeexecuted. Achaplainasked,Doyouhaveanylastrequests? Themurdererreplied,Yes ， pleaseholdmyhand. Notes: 1.Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wasabouttobeexecuted. 有一个坐在电椅上的杀人犯即将
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英语笑话听力+文本：Direction Lights 方向灯
Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. Themansaidtohisson,Couldyoucheckandseeifthedirectionlightsareworkingonyoursideofthecar? Hissonlookedoutthewindowandsaid,Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no... Notes: 1.Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. 有一个男人和他儿子
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英语笑话听力+文本：Excuse for Being Late 迟到的借口
Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. Hereplied,Anearbysignsaid'Schoolahead,slowdown ， goslow,'sothat'swhatIdid. Notes: 1.Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. 一个小学老师问一个学生为什么迟到。 表示做什
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英语笑话听力+文本：Raising Kids 养育孩子
Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. Shereplied,Holdyourtongue.That'snottrue! Theboysaid,ThenwhydoyousendmetobedwhenI'mnottiredandwakemeupinthemorningwhenIam? Notes: 1.Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. 一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养
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英语笑话听力+文本：Peep 偷看
Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要
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英语笑话听力+文本：Lincoln 林肯
Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well ， whenhewasyourage ， hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. 一个父亲告诉他的儿子：当林
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英语笑话听力+文本：One Hundred 一百分
Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well ， Igotatwentyinmath ， athirtyinhistoryandafiftyinspelling. Notes: 1.Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday!
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英语笑话听力+文本：Math Test 数学考试
Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸，他的数学考试没及格 . f
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英语笑话听力+文本：What's she like?她什么样子？
Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I velostmymom! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于
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英语笑话听力+文本：Write in the Dark 在黑暗中写字
Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? Thedadanswered,Sure.Whatdoyouwantmetowrite? Theboysaid,Yournameonthisreportcard. Notes: 1.Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? 一个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？
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英语笑话听力+文本：我在哪里
【生词预览】 countryside 乡下 【笑话原文】 WhereAmI? AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer, Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam? Yes, thefarmerlooke
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英语笑话听力+文本：Punishment 惩罚
Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher ， wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn tdo? Ofcoursenot,theteacherreplied. Thekidsaid ， Good ， becauseIdidn'tdomyhomework. Notes: 1.Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher,wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn'tdo? 一个 1
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英语笑话听力+文本：半价买房
【生词预览】 fortune 运气， enable 使能够 【笑话原文】 HalfPriceJack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome. John:Howisthat? Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice. 【中文译文】 半价买房 杰克：我女儿的
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英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女人
【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost
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英语笑话听力+文本：学好第二语言的重要性
【生词预览】 cower 退缩 【笑话原文】 ASecondLanguageAcatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid, Youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage
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