《柯南脱口秀》第146期:圣经故事的剧集
Speaking of drought,California governor Jerry Brown recently said that Californians could be fined for taking long showers. 说到干旱 加州州长杰瑞布朗最近说 加州居民可能会因洗澡时间过长而被罚款 Yeah,then he unveiled hi
《柯南脱口秀》第147期:接受你的挑战
Now this is the fifth anniversary apparently of the first lady,Michelle Obama's let's move program. 第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马的行动起来项目 已经度过五个年头了 Did you know that?The fifth anniversary of let's move.And she's been c
《柯南脱口秀》第148期:网上购买母乳
This is interesting.I want to bring this up.I found out about this and I can believe it. 一则趣闻 我想提一下 我得知这事后觉得难以置信 And maybe you've heard about it too. 或许大家也听说了 some families who have trouble nu
《柯南脱口秀》第149期:多元化表情符号
I like it.You feel like all of the popcorn popped and there's more kernels at the end. 我喜欢这种感觉 好像以为爆米花都崩开了 然后又出现了几声响 I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢
《柯南脱口秀》第151期:粉丝纠错
A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends. 一项新研究表明 肌肉男是最差劲的男朋友 Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true. 仔细想想 我当年挺浑的 真的 Why is that fu
《柯南脱口秀》第152期:很多年轻观众
Even the Johnny Depp cut-out behind her can't believe she's making this point. 就连她身后的约翰尼德普纸人都不敢相信 她居然会这么说 Your way too into pirates,lady.I'm sorry,Lisa,but you're dead wrong. 你知道什么海盗啊 女
《柯南脱口秀》第153期:狂欢摇摆夜
Wanted,young men to join my book club,this month and every month,it's 50 Shades of Grey. 招募年轻男子加入我们读书俱乐部 本月及今后每个月都读《五十度灰》 Check this one out.For five bucks I will come over to your house a
《柯南脱口秀》第154期:有点突如其来
So much to talk about.This is apropos of nothing.You know I love gadgets. 有很多可聊 这有点突如其来 你知道我喜欢小玩意 Keep my eye open for gadgets all the time. 我经常到处找新鲜玩意 There's a really need children's toy
《柯南脱口秀》第155期:最佳导演奖
There's a lot of love there.A lot of excitement there. 很受欢迎啊 大家好激动 I have to ask you because you were at the Oscars.I was not.But you were. 我得问 你去了奥斯卡颁奖礼 我不在 但你在 And so I'm just curious,you were
《柯南脱口秀》第156期:不会有机会发言
I'm curious,did you have a speech written?You were nominated. 我很好奇 你提前做发言稿吗 显然你被提名了 You lost to J.K.Simmons,did you have a speech ready to go? 你输给了JK.西蒙斯 你准备了发言稿了吗 who by the way i
《柯南脱口秀》第157期:路易斯和克拉克
We're back,I'm sitting here with Edward Norton. 我们回来了 这位是爱德华诺顿 I hear that you are working on a HBO mini series about Lewis and Clark, 我听说你在忙着HBO的迷你短剧《路易斯和克拉克》 and you're working on
《柯南脱口秀》第158期:寻找男子气概
Speanking of projects I can't run,you have a Netflix documentary you're here to talk about,called My Own Man. 说到我没法毁的计划 你这次来要谈谈新网飞纪录片《我做主》 And it's,the filmmaker is in a search to define his manho
《柯南脱口秀》第159期:一场噩梦
Yes,great to be here.Great to be drinking again. 能来这里真好 又能喝酒了真好 I had to take a break.That's a nightmare.Not fun. 我的缓一缓 那是一场噩梦 可不好玩 I had to take a break because I went on antibiotics. 我得缓一
《柯南脱口秀》第160期:保守秘密
what?What kind of psychopath has one drink a week? 搞毛啊 哪种神经病一周喝一杯啊 Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 这个人是谁啊 我很害怕 他说 就一杯 我够了 For the week?Yea
《柯南脱口秀》第161期:房子着火了
Why does everybody know that?We all know that. 大家怎么都知道啊 我们都知道 Who spread that around to the world? 谁传播到世界各地的 In what era of time were so many homes just setting ablaze in the middle of the night, 什么年代