《柯南脱口秀》第162期:没有退货政策
There is no return policy at best buy. 百思买没有退货政策 You don't come back with the TV like it's broken.It's broken?Did you put your penis on it? 你不能带着电视回去说 电视坏了 坏了吗 你是不是用老二蹭了 I did.You
《柯南脱口秀》第164期:不同的世界观
Analysts say that president obama and the israeli prime minister have different world views. 分析者称奥巴马总统和以色列总理有不同的世界观 For example,netanyahu says that dress on the internet as blue and black.A different way to
《柯南脱口秀》第167期:专门负责照相
I mean sometimes like you know dads will come up to me with their daughters and be like lick my daughter,go ahead. 有的时候我会遇到父亲带着女儿来 对我说 舔我女儿啊 请吧 Or go ahead,lick him.I get that too. 请吧 舔他吧 我也
《柯南脱口秀》第169期:很厉害的角色
There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c
《柯南脱口秀》第170期:模仿英国口音
It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b
《柯南脱口秀》第171期:越来越胖
So when a kid like shouts out danger zone out of a car and no one knows it is me. 所以当有个孩子坐在车里喊出危险区的时候 没人知道那是我 I can be,People can misread the situation. 这有可能 人们可能会误解这种情况
《柯南脱口秀》第172期:整人最开心
There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉
《柯南脱口秀》第173期:奇葩事情
Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复 反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye
《柯南脱口秀》第174期:迪士尼乐园大火
I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would
《柯南脱口秀》第175期:星巴克拍纪录片
What a stupid thing to say.I bet I could take her if I had enought time. 说的什么蠢话 我一定能拿下他 给我点时间 A man posted a YouTube video of himself taping Mentose to his entire body, 一名男子发布了一段视频 他往自己身
《柯南脱口秀》第176期:糊弄警察
I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻 The m
《柯南脱口秀》第177期:被赶下班机
Great show.Great show for you tonight. 节目很精彩 今晚的节目很精彩 You are esily the best crowd of the week.I got to tell you. 你们简直是一周最佳嘉宾 真的 This woman's wearing a Norman shirt.He was here two days ago. 那女人
《柯南脱口秀》第178期:无限点赞能力
Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 说到科技 约会应用软件陌陌上了新闻 You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧 装做不知道 好吧 The dating app tinder launched a premium
《柯南脱口秀》第179期:变得越来越聪明
A seattle doctor,that's right,I'm saying it, 西雅图一名医生 没错 我就是说了 A seattle doctor,doesn't mean anything,a seattle doctor.Everyone's like,what,what's the problem? 一名西雅图医生 没什么啦 大家都像 这有什么的吗
《柯南脱口秀》第180期:上百个榜单
As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单 But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出
