A French class was struggling with the problem that nouns in that languagehave gender. Was it 'le' computer or 'la' computer? The teacher dividedthe class by gender and told them to come up with suggestions. The women believed computers should be mas...
A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless (无吊带的）gown （礼服）on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. In her embarrassment, she held u...
At a pre-med (医学院预科）university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?To s...
A 104 year-old woman was being interviewed by a reporter: And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter asked. She simply replied, No peer(窥视）pressure....
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters ata slot machine(老虎机，一种赌具）. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash （贮藏，隐藏...
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself byholding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust...
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her courtand flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardentpitch. She was amazed wh...
A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee（逃跑）out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to a pillar of salt. Her daughter asked What happened to the...
A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee（逃跑）out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to a pillar of salt. Her daughter asked What happened to the...
Men, summed up: The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money. The men who are not so hand...
The crusty (顽固的，脾气暴躁的）old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. I'm sorry, he's dead, was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded （负责接听）the...
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. I will give you each one wish, says the genie. The American says, I am a farmer, my dad was a...
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2.I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3.I will get dressed before noon. 4.I will make an attempt to clean the hou...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She wou...
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, Well, I could throw ten...
